Reviewer
Zahir al daoud |
Build-up 3 |
Kissing 3 |
Love scenes 3 |
Movie overall
2 |
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In essence this is a skit about the awakening of Dracula's daughter by a nitwit and her efforts to get revenge on the man who tricked her into eating a garlic sandwich--Wally Van Helsing. In the end, amid a very cheesy final fight, he suggests she eat a piece of pizza with (you guessed it) garlic. Poof goes Dracula's daughter.
In the midst of all this, various characters spy on lesbian scenes taking place. These have zero connection to the plot in any way, manner or form. But they are fun. And the poster that hints that Misty Mundae plays a vampire? LIARS!
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Actresses:
Misty Mundae & Mia Coppola
Mousy Mia Coppola is practicing kissing her hand for a date when here roommate (?) Misty Mundae comes in, asks what she's doing, and offers her some "lessons" in kissing. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge say no more. One thing leads to another, with Misty going down on Mia, who then returns the favor.
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Actresses:
AJ Khan & Katie Jordon
AJ Khan--a beautifully exotic woman with very long golden fingernails--is interviewing for a position at the firm of Davidson and Davidson. Katie Price is a girl here for said interview, and amid the questioning AJ clearly takes a shine to her. To help her feel more relaxed, she suggests Katie disrobe (a common enough practice in the business world) and offers to remove her own clothes as well (which is only polite after all). Before very long at all, Katie is being fingered, then has AJ sit on her face, followed by AJ going down on her.
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Actresses:
Darian Caine & AJ Khan
Some office. Same setup. But this time the virgin sacrifice...er, job-seeker...is Darien Caine who shows up late and generally demonstrates in word and deed she is very, very dumb. Ms. Khan doesn't mind, but proceeds to explain to Darien that the firm makes feminine hygeine products and that she needs to "demonstrate" them. No such products ever make an appearance, but Darien does find herself pulled into Ms. Khan's lap. The scene isn't very different from the previous one.
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Actresses:
Darian Caine, AJ Khan & Katie Jordon
Ms. Khan has a joint interview with Darien and Katie. She says she cannot quite decide which of them to hire, so she's decided to give them a "Test." Said test involves a threesome, which all three seem to thoroughly enjoy. Everyone gets to eat and be eaten, which trying most positions possible with that couch. At the end, AJ Khan says she STILL can't make up her mind, so they'll have to come back later for another round of "tests."
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This is a stupid movie. If you are in the right mood, it can be fun. The humor tends to be juvenile at best, but doesn't get genuinely disgusting. The sex scenes are very tongue-in-cheek, skirting but not crossing the edge into hardcore (typical of Seduction Cinema really). Possibly the biggest disappointment was that Dracool (the lesbian vampire antagonist) never even gets near any of the lovely young maidens that dot the rest of the movie. To any fan of lesbian vampire films (and you know who you are), this is real failing.
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