Reviewer
H. Dan |
Build-up 1 |
Kissing 3 |
Love scenes 1 |
Video overall
2 |
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Behind the scenes-documentary style dvd featuring various girls from the Playboy TV series in (supposedly) extra-hot action.
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(Because the scenes are edited together from beginning to end, there's no real seperate scenes to review, so I'll just offer my review of the whole thing.)
Boy, talk about deceptive packaging. I bought this thing because the packaging implied a typical Playboy style vid, a series of seperate little softcore vignettes (like little stories) that would open with a title card, show you a good 5 minute sequence of incredibly hot chicks in good lighting fooling around together, with the only sound being soft music. That's how the Playboy "Girlfriends" vids were and I'd hoped that's how this one would be, too.
Damn, was I fooled. Instead what you get is a 50 minute, choppy, sloppy home movie with average looking girls (by Playboy standards) goofing around naked, constantly interrupted by cutaways to footage of a hostess who never shuts up and talky interviews with the various dimwit actresses sitting in a chair describing the events that you would rather be enjoying in their entirety. There are no seperate scenes, no mood, no pacing, no build-ups whatsoever. The whole thing is annoyingly edited with fast cuts like a bad MTV special.
The girls are arranged in groups of three. The cutest chicks of the bunch are shown naked and discussing their sexual fantasies but are always sitting about two feet apart, clearly not interested in any girl-girl action together.
The other trios are made up of the usual two sexy / one ugly combination. These girls are all over each other of course, but again, the editting is so rapid and the girl's voice-overs are so annoying that the mood is ruined.
The worst bit occurs between two (actually really hot) girls who take a liking to each other, we see it develop on-screen and it seems like it's going to be something really great. They get into some kissing, and innocently decide to take a bath. Sounds good, right? Well, they strip each other, and start experimenting with pouring hot candle wax on each other in the bath tub. Which is nice. But then the hot blonde accidentally lets the hot wax dribble into the butt of the beautifully tanned beach girl, and burns her anus really bad. The beach girl turns around to cool her ass in the
water, and you can clearly see by her face that she's pissed and instantly turned-off. The blonde acts genuinely sorry. The burned beach girl kisses her sweetly as if to say it's okay, but it's obviously just for the camera, as they both immediately get out of the tub, the beach girl looking annoyed and the blonde looking like she feels very stupid all the sudden.
In other words, the only good scene with buld-up that actually turns you on gets destroyed in about two seconds, and Playboy, despite all the endless fast-paced MTV-style cutting they do everywhere else in the show, leaves this bit totally intact and totally kills the viewing experience. What the hell?! So, my description of this movie is RIP OFF!
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