In a kingdom where the old king has died, an heir is set to take the throne. A bride must be chosen from the naked princesses who work the mines...
Pretty much standard Lloyd A. Simandl territory here: gorgeous women, sexy accents, skimpy costumes, sexy Evil Slave Leader (two this time, bit confusing actually), sexy goody anti-sexy Evil Slave Leader woman, those slave mines again (making silver stick things this time, sorry I fast-forwarded over the bit that explained what they were), undressing of sexy chicks by other sexy chicks in skimpy clothing, feeling up of sexy chicks by other sexy chicks while sexy Evil Slave Leader looks on, and the odd bit of stylised lesbian sex all interspersed with scenes of scantily-clad sweating chicks crawling through that suspiciously-familiar mine which, through judicious (and intensely annoying) inter-cutting with the rest of the film, seems to last for HOURS and finally some bloke who comes from nowhere and escapes with them or something.
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Three prisoners are forced to make out.
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One of the guards(?) has a sex slave to play with while two others attend close by. She strokes and kisses the girl and then tells the other two to join in
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Various scenes where something almost happens but never quite does
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OK Mr Simandl, it's time to start kicking your ass here. You have access to an absolute ORGY of the sexiest girls in the western hemisphere and it's time you started doing something intelligent with them. If you don't want to then contact me or anyone else in this group and we shall. It is not good enough having them vaguely stroking each other, inter-cut with other non-sexual plot drivel. It's not enough to have staggeringly gorgeous sex goddesses simply standing around with half a sheet draped over them. When you can call out "action!" then we want to see some! Like, passionate sex for example. Kissing? Have you heard of it? Two people, preferably both female, putting their lips together. Look it up in the dictionary. Does this man not realise how much money he would make if he just got off his ass and made these phenomenal girls DO something?
OK, rant over. What do we get instead? A product of a confused mind - he likes girls but gets a bit Victorian when they start making out and forces us to watch different girls moving polystyrene rocks about instead. Stupid plot, sexy girls standing around acting badly looking drop-dead sexy. We even get sexy girls in wet clothing, always a nice touch. They don't touch each other though. Some sexual motions go on but believe me, what you see in the vidcaps is pretty much all you get in this one. The worst of it all is that it could have been magnificent of course. What a waste!
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