Caress of the Vampire 3:
Lust of the Nightstalker

(USA, 1999)

a.k.a. Muffy the Vampire Slayer
               Category/Genre:   Erotic Movie (B)   
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           Reviewer:  Hooverapples                    Correct/Add Info                Review this movie!

Vampire hunter (Sabrina Sidoti) on the trail of a lesbian vampire (Danni D'Vine).

Actresses:
Danni D'Vine & unknown


Danni D'Vine, our vampire, brings home (or rather to a drab motel room by the look of it) a lesbian prostitute. The two girls stroke and gyrate against each other. Then into the shower for more of the same ending in a bite. Not one kiss!

Actresses:
Amy Weber & Aleksandra Kaniak


Rather bizarrely intercut with the lesbian scene from another movie. Sabrina Sidoti is writhing on her bed while having visions of the vampire coming to her.

Actresses:
Danni D'Vine & unknown


Danni D'Vine brings home (or rather to another drab motel room by the look of it) another lesbian prostitute. They make out, first against the wall then on the bed. Interminable, lacklustre caressing and stroking and kissing.

Actresses:
Sabrina Sidoti & unknown


Sabrina Sidoti takes to a cheap, drab... (blah blah, you get the idea) a lesbian prostitute in the hope that it's the vampire. But no. Anyway, more vague, tiresome caressing and stroking is in store.

Actresses:
Sabrina Sidoti & unknown


Asleep again, the Sabrina Sidoti's dreams are interspersed with scenes from the first Caress of the Vampire film (did I mention this was cheap?)

Actresses:
Danni D'Vine & Sabrina Sidoti


Hurrah! Vampire and vampire-hunter get together at last (funily enough, in a cheap, drab motel room! Who would have believed it?). Are there fireworks? Are there f***!

Well done guys - you've made lesbian sex boring! Do not buy this video/DVD, the guys at Seduction Cinema need to be taught a lesson. All the scenes are made up of short, jerky one- or two- second shots fading in and out of each other and it only takes a short while to realise that only about 5 minutes of "sex" was filmed and then they chopped it up into 2-second bits and faded them into each other. Not even in any particular order!
The music sounds like some kid just bought himself a electric guitar phaser and is determined to try it out.
The result is dull, annoying, cheap and amateurish. None of the women seemed remotely interested in each other.
Note that this is in fact Caress of the Vampire 3. They've just invented a new title for it. This makes the third in a lamentable series of dross. Don't go there! This is the British release of the DVD I saw. It didn't even have the supposedly-redeaming extra featurette. Perhaps there are other versions out there with it, but I feel sure that nothing can compensate for this dire rubbish.